Sleep Talkin' Man

Has anyone heard of this guy/blog? It's hilarious! Adam, the sleep talkin' man, is a mild-mannered English bloke by day, but his dark side seems to take over at night. His fiancee/wife (I think they recently got married), Karen, records his ramblings and writes them down for our enjoyment. She even includes some sound bites in some of her posts.

Here's an example from last month:

"My computer needs more power. Feed it chips. Lots of chips. With ketchup. Not mayonnaise."

"Hmmm, feathers in your armpits. Tickle yourself stupid."

Sometimes Karen will try to guess where Adam gets this stuff. Like here in this post from January:

"Baby poo. Baby food. Just warm it up. Throw it on the floor. You don't need the baby... Stupid. Shite. Poo."

"Babies don't bounce. They don't bounce! Shame. It'd be much more fun if they bounce."

"I think you should sit down. Surely your ankles can't take the weight."

"Come back. Come back. Come baaaaack."

"Tick tock tick tock... Everybody's waiting. It's time for me to shine."

Karen's note: That last one, I was doing a kakuro puzzle on the computer next to Adam, so lots of mouse clicking. We had just gotten the wonderful news last night that a good friend is pregnant, so perhaps that explains the baby theme? I don't know how she'd feel about him wanting to use her impending child as a basketball, though...

Check out the blog and be sure to listen to some of Adam's ramblings. Oh, and a quick word of warning - Adam has a bit of a potty mouth at night.