Friday, February 20, 2009

Friday Funny

(Courtesy of my Grandma Grace.)

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," replies the woman.

The nurse puts her on the scale. Turns out, she weighs 150.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
The woman says, "5 feet 8 inches."

The nurse measures and sees that woman's only 5-foot-4.

The nurse then takes the woman's blood pressure and tells the woman it's very high.

"Of course it's high!" screams the woman. "When I came in here, I was tall and slender. Now I'm short and fat!"


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